Student 2: "What email?"
Student 1: "Man, the dean had to send an email to the students in the Property class because they were watching p0rn during lectures on their computers."
Student 2: "No WAY! Professor X isn't even hot!"
Umm . . . several thoughts:
1. Look, Property was a really painful class. REALLY painful. But I can't say that I ever watched p0rn during it. I played Internet poker (with fake money), bought stuff (with real money, unfortunately), read the news . . . I did lots of things during class, but never p0rn. I mean, there are a lot of problems with watching p0rn in a group setting. For example, wouldn't the students sitting behind you also have to look at your p0rn? What if you happen to like some really weird kind of p0rn? (After looking at these students, I think it highly probable that some particularly bizarre type of p0rn was watched in class.) Also, our wireless internet connection at the law school is sort of skittish and randomly cuts off. That seems like it would have to be annoying if you were watching p0rn. In fact, that's why I had to stop playing Internet poker.
2. People watch the p0rn because they think their professors are hot? That's disturbing on a lot of different levels. What if your professor looks like the Mad Hatter (as many of mine do)? Maybe they're into that. *shudder*
3. What prompted the dean to send an email? It's not like they don't know that everybody uses the Internet during class instead of paying attention. Why intervene with the p0rn? Was somebody watching something so depraved that another student had to intervene for fear of his or her personal safety so a complaint was submitted to the dean? I guess if it's Mad Hatter p0rn, it's depraved.
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PS - No pigs flying yet, and no air conditioning. *sigh* The back of my knees are sweating and Sumo Baby has diaper rash in his fat rolls! And damn you, Burgh Baby's Mom - if you tell me again about how kickass your AC is I'm going to mail you some more worms for your fish tank!!!
PPS - I only got 24 comments on my post yesterday?! My readership has been depleted even though I was only gone for a week!!! ACK! What must I do to get my readers back? I lie prostrate at your feet, oh readers! Please! I'm a total comment whore . . . NEED COMMENTS TO SURVIVE! WHAT CAN I DO TO GET YOU BACK!??!
32 comments:
In one breath you are yelling at me FOR my comments and the next you are pleading for more comments. Make up your damn mind, wumman.
There's a whole lot of irony in the fact that the future lawyers of America are watching p0rn during class. I wonder how many of the guilty parties will end up working as divorce lawyers defending a guy who is being left for watching too much p0rn.
BTW, it's like 60 degrees outside, but some ass munch has the AC on. I think I'll go turn it off.
(Totally not cool that Sumo has a heat rash. I would go shove it in the AC Nazi's face and demand a little cool air.)
Oh man. P*rn in class. Good idea. I mean... TERRIBLE. TERRIBLE. ha ha ha.
Anyway- have a wonderful weekend! Sorry the air is not working. Try to keep cool!
I hope you stop sweating soon!
As for those perverted lawyer wanna be's!!!
I hope your readership improves - mine as been a bit slow too!
Give and you shall receive! Get out there and whore your commenting self out! Go on like a 5 minute comment bender and I bet you'll get some in return! ha!
Poor Sumo :( Rashes suck!
Porn during class..........that's a new one! When I was in school, the computers in the library were in the center of the library. So if you were on one, everyone from every level could see you. One day the computer I was on had a virus and it kept barfing up porn sites left and right. I would try to close a page, and a new one would pop up. I was embarassed! I shut the monitor off and left! ha!
You used p0rn 11 times in this post. That's my kind of post . . .
Man, you gotta have something to do in all those lawyerly classes.
NO pigs yet . . . egad!
Burgh . . .ass munch. So happy to hear my favorite term . . . next to p0rn, that is.
Who the hell watches porn during class?
Okay mama, you are WAY more loved than me. I got 4 comments yesterday on my 2 posts. 4. Quite a drop. Obviously I am now unloved.
I am sooooooo jealous that students these days can be on the internet during class. Back in the ooooolllllldddd days (when I was in school) wireless internet wasn't even a dream for me. I frittered my time away by eating (and eating and eating) during class. Several days per week I'd have class from 3pm-10 pm. Then have to commute 45 mintues home. What I wouldn't have done for internet!
I would have totally been blogging...about the p*rn that sicko in front of me was watching.
Heh heh....Mad Hatter Porn.
I went to school WAY too long ago, apparently. There were no laptops in class (sigh) and no wireless internet to surf p0rn... I really, REALLY coulda used that.
I'm guessing if you do more boob shots you'll get the people running back.
Have you tried putting a little zinc oxide/diaper rash ointment in Sumo's fat rolls, to keep the rash away? We used to have to do that on Wynnie's neck in her fat rolls.
Oh, and could you do an RSS feed? I'd vote for THAT before twitter. That'll bring the people flocking.
Okay, I found your feed at the BOTTOM of the page. I clicked it, nothing helpful, closed it, clicked it, closed it and THEN there it was all kinds of pretty and helpful. Blogger bites my butt.
Thank goodness wireless didn't exist (at least not in my school!) when I was in law school. I might still be there today. And that would be very, very bad for everyone involved.
Ugh. I hate you. 24 comments is low for you?!? Man, I've never even hit that many!
Okay, I don't hate you. But I may not comment tomorrow just to make you beg for it again :)
Happy 9 months to Sumo Baby!!! My Harper Jane is 8 months today!! Too bad we weren't blogging buddies while we were prego:)
We totally have our AC rocking. Summers in Alabama begin in like March! Sorry Sumo has a rash.
An ex boyfriend of mine smoke a bong in his highschool history class once, but p0rn in class is a new one.
Frankly, the thought of it (and whatever goes along with IT) going on next to me with a Mad Hatterish prof talking about Property Law kind of grosses me out.
Oh, and I'm with Laski. Ass much is a primo phrase!!
P)rn in class interesting, good luck with the AC we havent' had ours on yet but that is by choice I am sure it won't last long. Have a great weekend.
I once had an employee who threatened to sue our firm, I was her immediate supervisor, because she "knew" the guys in the other department were watching porn and it made her "uncomfortable" and "created a hostile workplace" just if she walked past the closed door to the offending department. Apparently porn gives off some kind of rays.
I wish I had known about porn watching law students, it would have made her lawyers so much more interesting to talk to.
I'm still praying for flying pigs!!
here's a comment...that puts you at 19 for today :)
not sure about the p0rn in class...how odd. i won't even watch it in the privacy of my own home just in case someone peeks into my window ;)
Poor sweaty sumo baby!
Porno in class is such a tacky no-no. Nice.
Shopping online is much more appealing. hehe
It would be totally embarrassing if you were in the back row watching porn and accidentally hit the "unmute" button...lol, omg, I wonder if that has ever happened! That's one way to spice up property- porn groaning and moaning :)
I am here to comment, even though I don't have much to say. That is how much I <3 you!
And can I just say... (I guess I do have somethin'!) that I can barely read the letters that I have to "verify" below?? Guess what - didn't even get them right the first time!
Really, watching p0rn in class, I guess, to each there own, but I know I really wouldn't want to be sitting behind someone watching it, or next to for that matter. My guess is some prude like myself complained, hence the letter. As for #2 why would the professor have to be hot to be watching p0rn, wasn't that the point of watching it, to be distracted from Prof X??
I have been lurking for awhile now, I found my way here from A New Duck. I thought since you were whoreing (is that a word?!?) for comments, I should DE-lurk and comment already!
I agree with burgh that you should take Sumo and shove his heat rash in the AC Nazi's face and demand some air... although I still have my heat on at night because it still gets COLD here!
I'm just catching up with you since you're back. Hurray! You're back!
Mad Hatter porn? Now really!
I sure hope your a/c is on by now. My son has to come put mine into the window for me each year. I have to start asking way before I expect it to be hot enough for a/c so that he will come do it about a week after it's hot enough for a/c. I'd better start now.
By the way, your Word Verification is so distorted I can't tell what the letters are.
This reader is still here, just studying for finals. Property as a matter of fact, not watching p0rn, studying.
Now how are you going to learn about the Rule Against Perpetuities if you're online shopping during Property?
Put some cornstarch in Sumo's little rolls . . .
HA! You are too funny.
Who knew...p*rn in class?! I live such a sheltered life! lol
Yeah who the hell watches p0rn in class? NASTY. I would totally be surfing the net myself.
"I lie prostrate at your feet, oh readers! Please! I'm a total comment whore . . . NEED COMMENTS TO SURVIVE! WHAT CAN I DO TO GET YOU BACK!??!"
Have you no shame? Or pride?
Or is that how you get comments? It seems I only get huge amounts when I give away stuff. *sigh* I will try prostrating myself! Although, linguistically, prostrating isn't that far from prostituting...and I swear, neither am I!
Ohmigawd! I am soooooo commenting simply because you are reader deprived! Or is it comment deprived? Whatever! LOL!
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